The Column

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Naked old man thwarts drunken home invasion

I absolutely must give this guy his due, and maybe a fig leaf.

This is from the Associated Press:

... authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Robert E. Thompson jumped out of bed early Saturday when his dog starting growling and attacking the intruder. He said he got his revolver and went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders ...

In case you ask, no, I'm not going to include a photo with this story. I don't care what the reader asks for here, there are some things I just won't do.


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