The Column

Friday, October 2, 2009

It's not the same old trail anymore

We can thank South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford for adding something to the national vocabulary. Now, the term "hiking the Appalachian Trail" also means, well, indoor sports.

I can hear Tim Allen making use of this one. This is possible dialogue that's right within his comedic style:

"I'm going for some Argentinian tail."

"What did you say?"

"I said, I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail."

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