When I grow up, I wanna be a ...

According to the folks at Pongo Resume, these are actual jobs, taken from U.S. Dept. of Labor's Dictionary Of Occupational Titles.

Any of these would look great on your business card, and make you instantly popular when someone asks what you do for a living.

So ... here are some of these job titles. If you had one of these jobs, which industry would you be in?

TITLE: Bosom Presser
INDUSTRY: Military Services or Laundry & Related Services?

TITLE: Blind Hooker
INDUSTRY: Boot & Shoe or Forestry?

TITLE: Rubber Tester
INDUSTRY: Motion Picture or Rubber Goods?

TITLE: Rack Carrier
INDUSTRY: Paper Goods or Automotive Services?

TITLE: Vibrator-Equipment Tester
INDUSTRY: Personal Service or Machinery Manufacturing?

TITLE: Parts Inspector
INDUSTRY: Real Estate or Many Industries?

TITLE: Boner
INDUSTRY: Government Services or Meat Products?

TITLE: Fur Beater
INDUSTRY: Fur Goods or Dairy Products?

TITLE: Bottom Nailer
INDUSTRY: Leather Manufacturing or Wooden Container?

TITLE: Pantyhose-Crotch-Closing-Machine Operator
INDUSTRY: Welding or Knitting?

TITLE: Suppository Molder
INDUSTRY: Pharmaceutical or Sugar & Confectionery Products?

TITLE: Muff Winder
INDUSTRY: Air Transportation or Textile?

TITLE: Bit Shaver
INDUSTRY: Petroleum Refining or Misc. Fabricated Products?

TITLE: Nut Picker
INDUSTRY: Machine Shop or Canning & Preserving?

TITLE: Impregnation Inspector
INDUSTRY: Electrical Equipment or Chemical?

OK. You're gonna love me. For the answers, go to Pongo's site. I'd tell ya, but then I'd spoil the surprise.

(Special thanks to Media Bistro for sharing this.)

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