Twitter is fun, despite the sheer volume of messages and the signal-to-noise ratio. But once you get the hang of it and learn to filter the noxiouus garbage out from the regular garbage, it can be a fairly useful and enriching tool. OK, it only takes a few years to develop a system, but it is doable.
The discussion I caught was about liberals, and with a nod to my boy Jeff Foxworthy, I now present the Twitter version of "You might be a Lib if ..."
... the first word in the description of your hair color is "neon."
... you believe in censoring conservative talk radio, but not pornography.
... you think human beings are related to horseshoe crabs.
... you think plush toilet paper is evil, and we should all be forced to pick up a corn cob to do the honors (OUCH).
... you protest tonight's execution and visit abortion clinic tomorrow.
... you've stood for animal rights, but wear leather belts and sandals.
... you think French is an English language.
... you are offended by guns but are pro abortion.
... you can actually take a U.S. president seriously after he said "wee wee" in a sentence.
... you think your cousin Pookie got off the couch and voted in New Jersey.
... you dont have a problem with Planned Parenthood covering for sexual predators.
... you think Hasan was a kind soul and under stress.
... you stink because you only use one sheet of toilet paper.
The discussion I caught was about liberals, and with a nod to my boy Jeff Foxworthy, I now present the Twitter version of "You might be a Lib if ..."
... the first word in the description of your hair color is "neon."
... you believe in censoring conservative talk radio, but not pornography.
... you think human beings are related to horseshoe crabs.
... you think plush toilet paper is evil, and we should all be forced to pick up a corn cob to do the honors (OUCH).
... you protest tonight's execution and visit abortion clinic tomorrow.
... you've stood for animal rights, but wear leather belts and sandals.
... you think French is an English language.
... you are offended by guns but are pro abortion.
... you can actually take a U.S. president seriously after he said "wee wee" in a sentence.
... you think your cousin Pookie got off the couch and voted in New Jersey.
... you dont have a problem with Planned Parenthood covering for sexual predators.
... you think Hasan was a kind soul and under stress.
... you stink because you only use one sheet of toilet paper.
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