Some folks absolutely must make a simple job difficult, like this guy in upstate South Carolina:
SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- A man was arrested Saturday after deputies say that he stole meat from a grocery store by stuffing it down his pants, according to an incident report.Deputies said the manager of the Ingles at 2120 E. Main St. called police after an employee said he saw a man, later identified as Terry Campbell, walking out with meat in his pants ...===
But wait, there's more, according to WYFF News:
The perp had several packages of meat stuffed down there.
The store manager himself reached in the guy's pants to recover the meat -- by then you'd better be sure a crime is being committed; 'cause I can't think of any other reason to stage a TSA-style search.'
The perp took off, tried to start his car. The operative word here is "tried," as he had to throw it into neutral and give it a push start.
Finally he took off on foot and was easily captured.
And complained of chest pains after he was arrested.
And you think you have those days at your job where everything goes wrong?